Abduction: Because patience is overrated.

Abuse: The long-term rental plan for trauma.

Alcohol: By this point in the series, mentioning this feels redundant.

Blackmail: The fine art of not-so-gentle persuasion.

Blood: Nature’s way of saying “oops.”

Blood loss: The ultimate low-carb lifestyle.

Death of children: Mentioned. No details. Deleted those after multiple requests.

Death or dying: The world’s most definitive plot twist.

Decapitations: Back by popular (and mildly concerning) demand. 

Experiments on people: For science! (Definitely not ethics.)

Exploding body parts: Or biological confetti.

Forced egg harvesting: Welcome to the supply chain.

Forced pregnancies: Not our beloved FMC. (Yet?)

Gore: Like art, but stickier.

Grief: Love’s way of haunting you forever

Gun violence: Bullet holes instead of plot holes. Hopefully. 

Hand-necklaces: The ultimate test of trust. And oxygen.

Jealousy: The green-eyed monster that ruins perfectly good cocktail nights.

Killings (plural): One would’ve been avoidable. Wanted to avoid that. 

Massacres & mass murder: Group projects, but worse.

Masturbation: Wasn’t cringe at all when my mom alpha-read this book.

Mind-rape: Not off-page this time.

Panic attacks: But don’t panic! You’ve got this ;)

Physical assault: Hugs, but with concussions.

PTSD/Trauma: What’s Romantasy without it, though?

Sexual assault (not between MC’s): Assholes exist everywhere, even in books.

Sexually explicit language: A lot of it and it’ll definitely trigger somethin’.

Sleep disorders: Playtime for your inner demons.

Strangulation: This time it is kind of the sexy kind. 

Torture: Strategic violence, zero return on investment.

Violence: Problem solving with extra cardio.

War: A very expensive way to rearrange borders.